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In which David stuns the world by sporting the first Denki tattoo.

In which David coins a new phrase: Experience Values.

In which Stewart laments the lack of games-related releases and infuriates Daily Mail readers with his good opinion.

In which Stewart introduces new games titles for your pleasure and delight - and tells you how to cheat 'the man' and his wicked Pokemon acolytes.

In which young Mr Hogarth takes you by the hand and leads you through the aisles of your favourite media retail outlet store facility.